"Red, White, and F*ck You" Edition Halloween comes in a gift box

comes in a gift box for that “classy but dirty” vibe

✔ A Gift to Remember: Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor (and great chocolate)

A bumper-sized art piece that feels like a deleted scene from Zoolander 3: The Rust Bucket Chronicles

this ornament keeps the holy and the hilarious perfectly balanced — like water and wine

Show ‘em who’s boss… but make it pretty

"Red, White, and F*ck You" Edition Halloween comes in a gift boxFrustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesnt matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22 23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that theyre actually